from the archives….5

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funny stuff

sean said:

"When you get a baby out…. 

(i thought….oh no where is this leading?')

can it cry so much that it would run out of breath?"

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after sean came home from a play date i asked "did you say thank you?"

he said "Oh no!  i was having such a good time i just forgot!"

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annie asked:

"does food go into your throat, down to your tummy 

and into your toes and that's how we get energy?!"

i answered  "ummmm….yes!" to make it easy.

sean said "hey!….that's NOT what happens to food!"

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annie asked last night "why does bread have sugar in it?"

she was eating cinnamon sugared toast.

and before i could say that it didn't she shouted……

"Cause the chicken wanted to get to the other side!"

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while walking the dog annie remembers something:

 "Oh mom…you forgot to get me to ride a unicorn!"

me: "i did?  was i supposed to do that?"

annie "yes. don't worry we'll do it in…..6 years."

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sean did not want to ride go carts yesterday.

then he finally got brave and did it.

while walking to the car he said 

"i wish i wouldn't have not wanted to do that before.  it was great."

me: "well, next time you are nervous about something you can tell yourself –

remember the go-karts"

he answers seriously "yeah well i am never going to be a doctor.

you have to touch feet AND privates….gross!"

huh?

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for some reason my kids think it's hilarious to see a man in a suit riding a bike.

they laugh and laugh.  

the other night the conversation over ice cream
went like this:

sean: wouldn't it be funny to see a man in suit on a bike?

scott: or on a bike in a diaper?

talby: or in a diaper on tricycle?

scott:  with a beanie hat with a propeller?

annie:  yeah!!  a diaper!  hahahahahahahahahha!!!!"

that would be pretty funny.  

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at bible study i served sloppy joes.

sean asks "did you make these mom?"

me: yes sean.  you'll like them. they are the same that i always make.

sean: are the same as dad makes?

(craig makes sloppy joes occasionally when he has to cook)

me: yes, they are the same as dads…it's our secret man-wich recipe.

sean realizes i am kidding about the secret and says:

"well it should be a secret because it's so good!"

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funny stuff.